Decoding the Q3 roadmap sync
- Meeting
- Q3 roadmap sync·Meeting
- Phrases decoded
- 9
Alignment, allegedly
- "Let's take this offline" -> "I want this conversation to end while I still have the advantage"
- "We're broadly aligned" -> "Nobody has read the doc, including me"
- "Just playing devil's advocate" -> "This is my actual opinion, but now it's deniable"
Time and priorities
- "Let's put a pin in that" -> "That pin will never be removed"
- "It's on the roadmap" -> "It is in a spreadsheet no one opens"
- "Quick question" -> "Please cancel your afternoon"
Accountability adjacent
- "We should loop in more stakeholders" -> "I would like more people to share the blame"
- "Let's not boil the ocean" -> "I don't want to do your version of this"
- "Great energy in this meeting" -> "Nothing was decided"
From the Jul 6 Q3 roadmap sync