Roast this meeting
A brutally honest, funny scorecard of the meeting
Turns a meeting transcript or notes into a brutally honest, funny scorecard: a talk-time hall of shame, a ramble-o-meter, a tally of what actually got decided versus what got re-litigated, and a punchy overall grade. It is affectionate roasting with a coaching edge - every jab is followed by one thing the group could genuinely do better next time. The output is a single shareable artifact, not graph data.